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Please continue writing the

crzyfan — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:22:36 -0600

Please continue writing the articles. I need a good laugh and your positive outlook on life and those around you always cheers me up.

Can you woop your brother

crzyfan — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:13:48 -0600

Can you woop your brother yet? Do you make eye contact with your fellow trainees? Keep training. You'll need it for the 3rd annual MGvsMC wrestling match.

No where else in America

crzyfan — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 14:00:53 -0600

No where else in America would a state vote in someone named "The Body", try to vote in Stewart Smalley, and keep a right-wing nut job Representative in office. I thought Iowa was bad... You goph's take the cake.

BTW, Floydie has suffered a career ending injury and is being replaced with some young rookie.

A co-worker pointed out that

Joanna Miller — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:04:29 -0500

A co-worker pointed out that it may not be a mole, afterall. She suggested since my yard isn't torn up (yet) that it may have been a vole. (see vole info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vole).

I dislike all little rodents, either way (mole or vole). I love the line from "Sex and the City" when Carrie says that squirrels are just rats in cuter outfits.

Sorry, Mark. I wasn't trying

Ruth Anne Maddox — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:52:13 -0500

Sorry, Mark. I wasn't trying to belittle your mole hole but there cannot be talk of mole hills without mentioning mountains. They go together like peanut butter and chocolate -- which I, for one, think is a gross combination.

I spotted a mole in my

Joanna Miller — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:41:28 -0500

I spotted a mole in my backyard this weekend (strangely enough). I'd never seen one before. It was a rather goofy looking little critter. I suppose now I'll have mole problems, too. Are moles more active in the fall?

I'm just hoping that we are

EmilyGores — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:51:20 -0500

I'm just hoping that we are starting a hip trend with squiggly lines of dead grass in our lawn. Take that, guys that mow their lawns in fancy patterns.

"It's just a bit of dirt out

Mark Gores — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:44:19 -0500

"It's just a bit of dirt out of place. Let's not make a mountain out of a mole hill ;-)"
That sounds like something someone without a mole problem would say...

The problem is that these

Ruth Anne Maddox — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:33:57 -0500

The problem is that these guys are hard to see in action. You can sit outside all day and night with your foam hammer and never get a whack. But that tremors line can be found pushed up in the yard without fail.

And, now, this needs to be said: It's just a bit of dirt out of place. Let's not make a mountain out of a mole hill ;-)

Sounds like a circus! Maybe

Joanna Miller — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 15:22:30 -0500

Sounds like a circus! Maybe you can capture some video of the mole and post it online.

I could probably donate a

Mark Gores — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:41:33 -0500

I could probably donate a cat to your dogs' play date as well...

Hey, Ruth Anne - good idea.

Lori Carlson — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:19:13 -0500

Hey, Ruth Anne - good idea. My dog would love to be your dog's partner in ridding Gores' yard of moles. She loves to chase furry little creatures.

If you try the Juicy Fruit

Joanna Miller — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:45:46 -0500

If you try the Juicy Fruit method, keep us posted. I'm not sure how someone would think that up as a mole removal method. It would be even stranger if it actually worked...

My dog might be curious

Ruth Anne Maddox — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 12:28:52 -0500

My dog might be curious enough and available to do some digging for you. Not sure that would be the yard look you're going for either, but it's an option.

I'd estimate that the

Joanna Miller — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:54:12 -0500

I'd estimate that the percentage of people with paranoia would skyrocket along with this new technology, creating a huge shortage of psychiatrists in the U.S.